The Great Book of The All Knowing

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:25:44 GMT

I had 4 different people call me a manslut today.

Coincidence?

Best Video Ever

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 20:21:36 GMT

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

Most likely the best music video I've ever seen.

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:55:51 GMT

Don't you hate it when something comes around and bites you in the ass and you are left with that "Oh shit, what have I gotten myself into" moment?

Yeah it fucking sucks.

And yes Mike, I am a pimp and so are you.

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:45:41 GMT

Gina has crappy music taste.

Someone help her please. I'm done trying.

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:32:10 GMT

I'll be fucking damned.

So Pretty Much

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:27:06 GMT

Not much has been up going on in my life. Soccer is over now after we lost in the first round of state. I probably should have went to Speech and Debate, but the trip was fun and the ribs afterwards were really good. It was fun while it lasted and I'm going to go out again next year for sure.

Golf started up right after soccer so sadly I didn't get a break. We have a new home course and it's quite nice other than the fact that it is brand new. I should make Varsity again although there are a few freshman who are decent.

Today I went to the Language Fair at ASU and saw my favoritest person in the whole wide world, Ms. Rebeca Macia. It was really nice seeing her and I hope she gets to goto Gilbert instead of Blue Ridge.

Sadly Valentines Day is tomorrow and I have no valentines. That's alright though because I've never thought of Valentines Day as a day of romance. I've always seen it as a day for revenge and pay back.

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:42:51 GMT

A few random lyrics:
My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch- The Offspring
What ever happened to the young man's heart, Swallowed by pain, as he slowly fell apart- Shinedown
Take away this ball and chain- Social Distortion
And I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven or this could be hell- The Eagles
Is your name monkey fucking a coconut sir? MFC is that you?- Dane Cook

Lately I've been really pissed off and it all has to do with one thing. I think if I just ignore it, hopefully it will go away but I have a feeling it will keep nagging me until I just explode. God bless anyone who is around me when I do because when it happens, it won't be pretty.

Golf started up today and all my fears of not putting Varsity were put to rest. I once again discovered that all golfers lie about their scores and ability. Just not sure if I'll make 4th or 5th man yet. I have gotten alot better after not playing for 4 months, which surprised me.

School has sucked lately. Phelp's class has been hard because she is mixing Algebra 2 and Pre-Calc for my class. Debate we do absolutely nothing and with the new filter, I can't find any game sites. Nothing ever happens in English and I'm still trying to figure out what I was suppose to learn this year other than the fact that old women should not write coming of age stories.

So that's about it...

Humbug

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:15:36 GMT

I've came to the realization once again that there are certain things that are not worth chasing. You just have to know when to throw in the towel and say enough is enough. So now I'm throwing in the towel and leaving the ring because I now know my time is spent better el. Adios Amigo. Usted sabe donde estaré.

In other news, I think I over loaded my system with Arizona Ice Tea today. I'm not sure what is in it but I need to find out because I have felt all twitchy since I drank it. I drank 2.5 Quarts so that may have something to do with it.

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:52:44 GMT

Nobody knows the trouble I seen.
Nobody knows my sorrow.
Nobody knows the trouble I seen.
No. No. No.

The Navy recruiter pissed me off today. I wouldn't talk to them or see them. When the Nevy has to resort to setting up rides and handing out frisbee's you know our counrty is in the shit hole.

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:09:47 GMT

I've been really ticked off lately and it all seems to surround around this one thing. If only I could figure out what it is. I have an idea, but it's pointless in my eyes.

We won soccer. That means no S&D. I'm kind of sad though because I was looking forward to seeing and spending time with people at this tournament. I'm also glad that we won since our seniors wanted it. Maybe I'll change my mind and screw soccer.

ishngagjonriuheajfuckirurwt

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:43:04 GMT

I ALMOST had a Jaguar.

Damn those last 10 second bidders.

I wouldn't be so mad if we hadn't bid with less than a minute.

ERRRRR.

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:58:44 GMT

I think I'm leaving livejournal. There is nothing here I want to read about anymore.

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 06:18:15 GMT

Lately I've been in one of those moods were I don't know what's going on and I really don't give a damn.

ASU was fun. Sort of.

Soccer is ok.

Debate is blah.

I'm tired.

Goodnight.

Happy Whatever

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:11:54 GMT

So here I am bored out of my mind in Oklahoma. I really dislike it here because I only really get along with 2 people in this town. All the others are so damn fake and if you think that people are two faced in Bullhead, you needto meet a few of the people here.

I got all sorts of goodies for Christmas. Mainly I'mhappy I got an Ipod Mini, a new computer, and lots of cash.

I can't wait to get back there on the 30th.

Oh and Jo, we will get Coffee before school starts. Maybe early on the 31st? Call me on my cell soon so we can work it out.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 05:14:44 GMT

Soccer shorts are to short so I need to either:

A. Wear Butt Huggers
B. Buy a Jock Strap

I did score a goal though so that made me happy.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 22:07:54 GMT

I never knew how sweet Europe actually is until I chatted with a teen that lives there.

I'm seriously considering moving to Europe later on in life.

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:14:08 GMT

So apparently some tweaker from my dads school decided to tell my dad how I'm such a huge pot head and how I smoke a joint everyday while going to the bus stop. What really pisses me off is how my dad claims he believes me, yet he still thinks this kid is correct even after I've agreed to take any sort of drug test. Someone honestly needs to tell my dad that just because he was a fuck up stoner for a majority of his life doesn't mean I'm going to be.

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:18:20 GMT

We debusted DeBeus's ass!!!

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:01:49 GMT

Kelley is officially on my black list.

That is all.

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:38:49 GMT

Apparently I'm debating with Kurtis from now on. I'm just so damn popular, everyone wants me. I'm the prom queen of the team according to Mr. R. Goofy British bastard.

Lord of the Flies

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:12:10 GMT

Lord of the Flies is an interesting book. I find it amusing how the author hints at there being gay boys, yet refuses to admit it. Also the fact that a main characters name is Piggy is very funny.

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:39:49 GMT

I didn't played golf in 2 months and I played today and did better than I did all last season. My damn luck.

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:13:11 GMT

My grandmother is going to drive me absolutely fucking nuts while my dad is in the Phillipines.

I hope that he gets an STD from his whore whiles he's there. AIDS would be nice but I'll accept anything.

Nip/Tuck

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:45:19 GMT

Nip/Tuck is probably one of the best shows ever. Not only does one of the guys look like Michael Jackson, but he also like to fuck transvestites and beat the shit out of them.

UPDATE: He just got jumped by a group of tranny's and they pissed on him. Also grandson and grandma bond by taking hits off a bong.

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:54:23 GMT

Holy shit!!! Counseling was so fucking funny. Like honestly it was the funniest thing that has happened in my life in a long time. Make sure to ask me about it sometime because there is alot of stuff to say about it.